When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

Whn you feel lonely nd alone and can't see any one around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

If u don't mind If u don't feel bad If don't hesitate Please...... give me a K ki kis kiss kiss......

If u don't mind 


If u don't feel bad 



If don't hesitate 



Please...... 



give me a 



K 



ki 




kis 




kiss 




kiss...... 





kissan jam bottle 
just RS.80.50 only. soon......

I Miss you a Lot Dear.... SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 " Don't get excited. She sent It to me." Happy April Fool Day!

I Miss you a Lot Dear.... 


SENDER: 
Aishwarya Rai 
+919542496632 


Message centre: 
+919540099996 


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Happy April Fool Day!

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

we are best friends..

"We are best friends.

Always remember that

if you fall,

I will pick you up...

after I finish Laughing."

u happy??

Me: I'm actually happy right now.

Life: LOL one sec.

Don't mess with me..

I ADVISE YOU,

DON'T MESS WITH ME,

I KNOW KARATE,KUNG FU, JUDO,TAE KWAN DO, JUJITSU,

AND 28 OTHERS DANGEROUS WORDS.

password incorrect..

I changed my password

to "Incorrect"

so whenever i forget what it is,

the computer will say

"your password is incorrect"

Heart and Bones...

Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one
Break their bones, they have 206.

WIfi...

I named my wifi "Free Wifi" once , And the password was "BitchPlease !" , It became such a successful internal joke ! 

awkand moment..

"That awkward moment when you can't decide if you are happy or sad "

great india..

In India,the most common solution to any kind of Mobile problem would be..
"Switch off kar k On kar thik ho jaega" 

phone Vibration..

"I feel my phone vibrate sometime even when it s not in my pocket"

FB craze..

"When your parents have more friends on Facebook than you"

stalker..

If someone likes your pic you posted 2-3 years ago, that person is definately a stalker!

i hate...

Man i hate watching something personally and then parents come and busts me out... u know what i mean..

Funny and Dirty..

"Asshole meets good girl → Fucks her over → She turns into a bitch → She meets a good guy → Fucks him over → He turns into an asshole! "